some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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