Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
