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(859): View more from Kentucky

Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.

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(541): View more from Oregon

It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now

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(415): View more from California

I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday

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(204): View more from Manitoba

You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background

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(318): View more from Louisiana

For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.

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(415): View more from California

Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.

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