Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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