I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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