He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i drank out of a bidet.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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