i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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