Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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