please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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