dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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