well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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