love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
