he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize