white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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