awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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