scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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