hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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