i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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