Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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