3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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