Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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