Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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