I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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