I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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