ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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