Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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