Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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