last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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