What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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