Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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