I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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