I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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