If i come over, it means nothing
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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