Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
That accounts for only three of the penises
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Randomize
