11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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