some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
