Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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