You work out of a Hotel?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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