To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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