i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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