I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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