so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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