My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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