I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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