Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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