I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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