Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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