belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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