It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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