GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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