he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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