White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize